How I Can Tell the Wedding Is About to Get Weird—Before It Actually Does

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🥴 How I Can Tell the Wedding Is About to Get Weird—Before It Actually Does Some DJs read BPMs. I read facial expressions and emotional instability in formalwear. There’s a moment at every wedding—before the best man disappears, before the barefoot dance circles begin, before someone requests Cotton Eye Joe “ironically”—when I feel it. Like [...]